half human carrot goes straight to the compost bin

ok, not a crisp photo taken with my camera phone, but you can see that this carrot half morphed into human form, complete with a belly button. i have heard horror stories told by the organic farmers on the north side of the river, talking smack about the non organic farmers that sell at the river market. when i got this carrot in my bunch purchased on the south side of the river. i was, at that point, a believer. no, i didn’t eat it, i was afraid it might scream.